Felix McLean

Giant Flying Cockroaches and Teleporting Alligators

I'm standing in a steel cage and there's a pain in my cheek.
I have so many cavities.
I'm playing poker in Macau and I'm drinking Golden Monkey tea.
I triple check a full house.
I tell the Chinese players that I have 66 in Mandarin.
Then I tell Steve that I have A9 in English.